Sunday, January 17, 2010

Short Nails


Since I haven't decided whether I'll put my real picture on this blog or not, you're going to be seeing a lot of my stubby little digits. While I might not have the prettiest hands, they at least are not an abomination to civilized society in that they are always CLEAN, with SHORT, KEPT NAILS and probably some sort of strong-coloured polish. Short nails are where it's at. Long nails are physically repulsive and morally reprehensible. I don't know where that trend started, don't even talk to me about acrylics. It's disgusting, I don't want to retch. Keep 'em short!

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